About

Who Dis?

 

In case my carrier pigeon didn't reach you.

I'll forever be in love with Sandra Bullock's character Lucy from While You Were Sleeping (aka Sandra Bullock from the mid-'90s) and large-seeded watermelons from the great state of Texas.

 My extensive travels have taken me from where oil broke ground in the United States to the very first Kentucky Fried Chicken. I'm hoping to see the world's largest ball of twine next.

 I grew up with upwards of 15 canine siblings, cats, horses, and my donkey "Fanny the Ass."  

When I'm not pretending to be busy you might catch me watching a show that aired 10-30 years ago, educating myself on the geographical data of numerous cities, or maintaining the cleanliness of my Basset Hounds' ears.

If you want to talk about ads or the traditions of Groundhog Day I'm only a mouse click away.

P.S. I'll check the forecast from wherever you are replying.